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brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies

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ship-hard:

buckeybarnes:

I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula? 

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WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT

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mentallyfuckingonedirection:

ruinedchildhood:

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IM CRYING

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togepied:

"oh i forgot to make dinner"
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"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
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foxnewsofficial:

please

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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ohdaesusie:

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ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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