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yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

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thatfunnyblog:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

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bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

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115,563 notes 1 day ago

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

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wtftimmy:

sorelatable:

My piggy bank be like:

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Same with my bank

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poliutiions:

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST TURTLE SEA

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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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wearing these during sex

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dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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